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Oh Deer!
This wearable deer-head decoy lets hunters blend right in. Nothing suspicious here—just another six-foot deer out for a stroll.
Turn signals weren’t complicated enough! This system adds a center indicator so drivers can signal whether they’re turning, changing lanes, or simply continuing straight ahead. Every driver's nightmare: “He Left the Middle Blinker On Again!”
Why drive an excavator when you can wear one? This powered exoskeleton supports the operator and carries a tool on an articulated arm—turning a person into a walking work machine.
Coming up with this clever dental detailing device must have been like pulling teeth. Forget the gym—give your teeth a workout! Patented in 1923, this bizarre invention uses a mouthpiece attached to a spring to exercise your teeth and gums. You can even challenge a friend to a tooth-powered tug-of-war! Talk about a jaw-dropping workout!
Bovine Breathalyzer? This invention bullies bovines into breathing through a special muzzle that captures methane from their breath. Turning cow breath into moo-la! How udderly ridiculous!
High five or slap on the paw? This automatic petter gives your furry friend a mechanical pat and a soothing recorded voice when they step onto the platform.
Love is in the air—but germs don’t have to be! This handheld shield puts a thin protective membrane between two people for a kiss without direct contact.
Can’t figure out what Fido is saying? This doggedly clever gadget analyzes your pup’s bark and compares it with known sound patterns to determine whether Fido is happy, lonely, frustrated, aggressive, or just feeling assertive. From woof to truth—it’s a canine mood translator.
A bird's eye view when you step into the cockpit with your cock-a-doodle-do crew. Affectionately called the roosterplane (c. 1931): An experimental craft proving that chickens can fly—given a propeller and clever telescoping wings. Economical to build, dependable in use, and guaranteed to turn heads at both airfields and barnyards.
Claw & Order: Mobile Edition - First Episode: The Hold-Up Holder
Behold the Man-Catching Tank: a motorized, armored closet that scoops up its target and holds them inside. Basically a portable timeout box for burglars—with its own help button.
It’s a zip-on hazmat hoodie for pets that keeps flea powder on the dog/cat and off your sofa. Slip it on, puff in the potion, and let the suit hold the meds long enough to evict the tiny tenants. When bath time’s over, clip a hair dryer to the built-in port and—whoosh—instant blow-dry tunnel. Easy on, easy off, fewer fleas, happier furniture.
Who has time for this? Tick off your dog with a clock that runs on species speed. Select dog, tortoise, or hamster and watch time fly—or crawl—accordingly.
There was a young woman who lived in a shoe… and took her toddlers for a stroll in one too! U.S. Patent 308,467—proof that some inventions have real sole!
Was this idea's creator not suffering enough abuse on the job? It’s not an absurd shoeshine machine… behold the DIY Paddling Machine—part gym, part carnival, all consequences. Folds up neatly between questionable life choices—think Peloton for penance.
Who needs four wheels on the ground when you can have all four wheels—and your feet—in the air? Apparently, ordinary ATV riding just wasn't exciting enough!
Born of the 1970s oil crisis, this green machine puts a real horse on a treadmill inside a van. Running on oats and water, it puts the horse power back into horsepower! Forget the gasoline—just watch your step!
Robo Rover — Who’s Walking Whom? Even the dog knows proper grammar.
Man’s best friend meets man’s replacement! This robotic dog walker follows programmed routes, dispenses treats, plays fetch, scoops poop, and even lets your dog see and hear you remotely.
Patent claims rejected? Feel like screaming? This invention muffles your outrage while measuring its intensity. Finally, a way to blow off steam without making a scene!
Some say silence is golden, but in this case, silence is a golden ring thing! This special finger band gives you almost invisible power over sound. How profound! What a mute beaut!
Strap on this helicopter backpack and take your commute to new heights! No traffic jams, no crowded sidewalks—just watch out for low bridges and bad hair days!
Baby taking too long to launch? This device is guaranteed to deliver one dizzy mother and child. What kind of circular reasoning conceived such an idea?
An airhead-inspired device? A greenhouse helmet is provided and consists of a dome containing plants secured within the dome worn completely over the head of a person so that the person can breathe in the oxygen given by plants.
Need to hold that cigarette while you type, text, drive, or put on makeup? Now you can keep your hands free—and your fingers cigarette-free! Too bad about the smell. And no built-in ashtray, either!
The purpose: “A target means to attract the attention of urinating human males to be wholly disposed within the bowl or urinal and to be permanently connected to the bowl or urinal.” Ready, aim, relieve yourself!
Need a remote control for that old dial-turning TV you just can’t part with? This pool cue-like contraption helps Mr. Farnsworth channel surf without leaving his chair. Let’s hope he’s no fool and knows better than to stay tuned to those invention promotion company commercials!
SweetWear Handy Candy - Garments with Edible Candy
Why pack a snack when you can wear one? This invention turns swimwear into edible fashion, with candies strung right onto the garment. Wear it, eat it, reload it!
Why carry the keg when you can wear it? This tank sits on your head and pours through a forehead spigot—finally, a practical use for all that empty space between your ears. Now that’s thinking with your beer brain!
Episode 1: “Fall Leaves No Trace.” Starring Justin Timberleaf and Meryl Shrub in leaf-gathering trousers from Leaf Strauss & Co. Why rake when you can walk? A dragnet between your legs sweeps leaves into a pile as you stroll. “This fall, the dragnet sweeps through town!” DUN DUN! Sponsor: Rake Farm Insurance.
Joined at the hip! One oversized shirt for two people—perfect for couples, twins, friends, or anyone who thinks personal space is overrated. The perfect tee for two to enjoy a little tea for two!
Is it an orca or a sperm whale? Dive into the patent PDF or video to discover why this risqué invention might share a nickname with Captain Ahab’s famous nemesis. One thing’s certain: it reduces risk—on porpoise!
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