Have fun visiting our Bazaar of Bizarre Inventions, Patents, and Patent Applications. If you have any recommendations for our collection, please let us know!


  • Air Hog

    Road hog meets air hog in this lofty invention.

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  • Big Bang Better Mouse Trap

    The above text is what the inventor writes on line 60 of his patent.

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  • Baby Boom Box

    This is a sound idea.

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  • Background Surround

    Is this invention concealing a hidden agenda?

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  • Balloon Buffoons

    This disk might reduce your sun burn risk.

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  • Bat Boy

    Need to escape the heat of your cave? Try on this winged fire escape suit.

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  • Bird Brain

    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, the saying goes. Is a bird near the head worth two in the brain?

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  • Bigfoot Boots

    Wearing these “Animal Track Footwear Soles” may turn you from hunter to hunted.

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  • Bossy Flossy

    Coming up with this clever dental detailing device must have been like pulling teeth.

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  • Bovine Breathalyzer

    This invention bullies bovines into breathing thorough a muzzle.

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  • Brawl Wall

    Cain and Abel, not able to sit peacefully at the table? Haul in this barrier. Without it things might be a bit scarier.

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  • Canine Karaoke

    Can’t figure out what Fido is saying? This doggedly alert invention just might be able to tell.

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  • Chicken of the Sea

    On its own the “Aquatic Propulsion Device” may not be what it is quacked up to be, however it may go well with the Mermaid Machine.

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  • Bugs Be-Gone Gun

    Rubber Band Gun + Frog Inspiration = Super Swatter

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  • Cheap Diet Device

    New and novel device for preventing the consumption of food by an individual. What a mouth full!

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  • Clean Machine

    Assembly line meets hygiene in this squeaky clean machine.

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  • Clunky Monkey

    Going ape over this musical mechanical monkey?

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  • Cock-pit Plane

    A bird’s eye view when you step into the cockpit with your cock-a-doodle-do crew.

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  • Butt Kick Bench

    This device, butting its boot against a buttocks,
    might make its users the butt of many jokes.

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  • Crime Stopper

    This device should grab the attention of any would be burglar.

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  • Dog Dust Cover

    No more dusty Rusty and a way to rid your dog of fleas.

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  • Watch Dog

    Who has the time for this kind of stuff? Tick off your dog with this timepiece.

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  • Dog Umbrella

    Is this device ingenious or insane? It’ll keep the rain off your Great Dane, if tame.

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  • Left Behind

    This is also known as "Drag Me Through Da’ Water." This “Water Vehicle” might be a drag if you start to feel like fish bait.

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  • Fin-atic

    Wasn’t something like this in a Jaws movie,
    where someone with a fake dorsal scared people into thinking they’d be a tasty shark morsel!?

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  • Ferris Wheel Kicking Deal

    Was this idea’s creator not suffering enough abuse on the job? This peculiar shoe shine machine might just “help” this poor slob.

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  • Four Wheeling Freak

    Is that Benjamin Franklin on that ATV? Flying a kite in a lightning storm wasn’t enough excitement for Ben.

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  • Frankenstein Fruit Faces

    Let’s face it, this invention, born of a fruitful imagination is a bit freaky. A young Dr. Frankenstein would have liked this goofy garden gadget.

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  • Freaky Feline Fowl Feeder

    Know someone too cheap cheep cheep to buy cat food? This device might just be the right con-trap-tion for them.

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  • Gummy Tummy

    Nothing like a belly full of jelly beans or a gumball gut.

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  • High Five

    Need some encouragement around the home or office? This handy invention might be just the answer.

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  • Home Dome

    Place your home under this dome
    and hope flames leave it alone.

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  • Hoop Dreams

    Have you seen this UFO in Men In Black II or on your trip to Area 51?

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  • Horsepower

    The horseless carriage turns into a horse powered green machine. This bus is understandably from the 1970’s oil crisis era.

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  • How Many Inventors Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

    Apparently It takes one & one invention.

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  • Hull of a Boat

    What the hull is that? This boat has a rotating paddle wheel hull and propellers on its stationary cargo compartments.

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  • Human Pin Cushion

    Keeping off the deep sea menu blowfish use spikes. Using this suit scuba divers make hungry sharks think yikes!

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  • Hybrid?

    Cafly? Car/fly? What does that mean? More like Can’t Fly!

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  • An Idea That Tries Not to Suck

    Only a sucker would buy this!

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  • Jaw Gym

    Does this invention deserve a nod of approval?

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  • Staff Laugh

    This “hot rod” and walking staff may provide comfort and even bring a laugh!

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  • Light Show

    This bright invention might keep a cat light on its feet for a bit.

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  • Muffled Response

    Filed a patent? Patent Office, you can rely, denies some o’ your patent claims. Your initial reply, this device tames.

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  • Muscle Mask

    Masquerading as a muscle builder has never been easier.

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  • Mute Beaut

    Some say silence is golden, but in this case silence is a golden ring thing. This special finger band gives you almost invisible power over sound. How profound!

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  • Net Regret

    Fail to stop at this checkpoint and you’ll turn, learn, and maybe even burn.

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  • Neuron Turn-on

    This idea sheds a little light on the creative mind of its inventor. But, who’s brain is really in this thing?

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  • Offspring Slinger

    Baby taking too long to launch? This device is guaranteed to deliver one dizzy mother and child. What kind of circular reasoning conceived such an idea?

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  • Aqua-Cycle

    Unicycle + Mississippi Paddle Boat = This Amusing Idea

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  • Pedal to the Metal

    Yikes! This trike might give its rider more than just a little bite.

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  • Fire Chute

    Umbrella + Parachute = Narrow Escape Parasol

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  • Pee Wee Water Wheel

    Around and around it goes, where it stops nobody knows. Perhaps Pee Wee Herman would be entertained by this technological brain drain.

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  • A Salt With Your Pepper

    Trigger happy for a little extra flavor?

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  • Plough Pow

    NRA (National Rifle Association) meets FFA (Future Farmers of America) in this explosive blast from the past.

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  • Pool Pedaler

    Someone was using their noodle, that is pool noodle, when they invented this one.

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  • Greenhouse Effect

    “A greenhouse helmet is provided and consists of a dome containing plants secured within the dome worn completely over the head of a person so that the person can breathe in the oxygen given by plants.”

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  • Poor Sap Trap

    Someone sneaking around your store? Right through the floor with this door and it’ll happen no more.

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  • Rattler Repellent

    Shoes and socks don’t smell enough to keep snakes away? This ankle bracelet’s special aroma may do the trick.

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  • Robo-Rat

    Rats! An invention for making robust rodents!?

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  • Puppet Toe Show

    For a good shoe, actually a good show, this puppet master has to be quick on her toes.

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  • Row Row Row Your Bubble

    Hydro Baric Aerobics: Live High...
    Train Low

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  • Scaredy Cat

    Keep pests away with this flying feline.

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  • Biker Baby Belt

    Belt out a few more laughs when you read the PDF.

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  • Slap Stick

    Not getting enough credit for all your hard work? This device lends a pat on the back
    to feeling good about a job well done.

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  • Serpent Seat

    Jay Leno look alike lizard lounging in a hot seat?

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  • Ski Daddle

    Too afraid to stand up and ski? Kneel down and swerve to keep those trees out of the way!

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  • Smoke Ring Thing

    Need to hold that cigarette while you type, text, drive, put on makeup and Skype?

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  • Reptile Restraint

    Strung along by this creepy idea?

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  • Slurp Of The Tongue

    Donald B. Poynter, the creator of this device, might be sticking his tongue out at the inventors of the self-adhesive stamp and self-sealing envelope.

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  • Spray Away

    Embarrass all who express themselves with inky aerosol.

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  • Spring-a-head

    From the mind springs forth many a heady idea,
    this one just happens to have a spring springing from the head.

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  • Stand Up Comedian

    Even George Jetson might feel a bit funny driving this bubble buggy.

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  • Water Skipper Slippers

    Nordic Track + Kayak = An Easy to Tip Ship

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  • Pantyhose with Three Legs

    One leg to spare if a legging you tear.

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  • Robo-Roller

    This wheeled body armor allows its user to skate in many positions. Fit for the Broadway show “Starlight Express,”

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  • Thumb Twist Thing

    Someone had too much time
    on their fingers and thumbs to invent this one!

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  • Toilet Target

    The purpose: “A target means to attract the attention of urinating human males to be wholly disposed within the bowl or urinal
    and to be permanently connected
    to the bowl or urinal;”

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  • Tip Top Hat

    Texting, talking, and eating at the same time and still want to be polite? This hands-free self-saluting hat keeps the wearer from being a stooge.

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  • Transparency Conspiracy

    It takes a vivid imagination to see through the inner workings of this idea.

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  • Tush Push

    Before the escalator came the tush push.

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  • Umbrella Fella

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  • Vest Pest

    The invention relates to clothing for transporting and displaying small pets while worn by a person. Tubes for rodents, gerbils, and mice.

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  • Beetle Mania

    Check out this automobile protector.
    Maybe there’s one available for your “New Beetle.”

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  • Wave Rave

    Surf over the turf in this rotating wave pool.

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  • A Wing and a Prayer

    Up, up, and away.
    This invention will help a rider sprout wings
    in order to escape danger.

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  • After Dinner Spinner

    Now eat ice cream with no drippy regret. Ice cream spinner thinger here to keep us from being thinner.

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  • Monocycle

    Dean Kamen “re-cycled” this idea with the two-wheeled Segway Human Transporter.

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  • Four Eyes Disguise

    This invention is a novelty head gear for wear by an individual and includes a pair of sunglasses having a novelty design of moose antlers attached to the sunglasses and extending sidewardly into opposite directions

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  • Jewelry Foolery

    For more on this vibration creation

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  • Pin-Sim

    This invention could be right up your alley.

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  • Remotely Amusing

    Need a remote control for that old dial turning TV you cannot part with? This pool stick looking tool helps Mr. Farnsworth channel surf. Hopefully he won’t be a fool and stay tuned to any invention promotion company commercials.

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